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The Ring

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What a boytjie!

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Fergie choses a ring and eats her flowers!

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Wedding Invite

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The Ring that Fergie ate!

The Ring that Fergie ate!

PRESS RELEASE

Designer Ring for Fergie.

At an exclusive viewing attended by the paparazzi and celebrities at the Johannesburg Zoo last Friday and after much deliberation Fergie has chosen her matrimonial ring.

"It was a difficult choice. I tested the quality and purity of the gold by biting into each ring and all were delightfully delicious!", an excited Fergie said.

Valued at R15 000 the ring made of white and yellow gold an Amatheen and studded with diamonds will adorn Fergie's finger during her betrothed time only.

It is custom made for her by designer Andrew Abramovitz of Mandralink. "My work has been commissioned by the department of Foreign Affairs and presented toUnited State's president Bill Clinton.", said Mr. Abramovitz.

"Designing for the rich and famous is something I'm familiar with and we have taken Fergie's personality and uniquness into consideration as inspiration for the ring. It is quite simply, utterly spectacular and yet in the very best possible taste.", he said..................The diamonds have been donated by Peter Rose and the Amatheen by Ashwin Jadhu of Indo African Gems. The 18carat white and yellow gold by Hillary & Bernard Stern of Metal Concentrators.



PRESS RELEASE

Embargo : 12Hoo Friday 26 June 1996
FERGIE TO WED!

Fergie Rae Ngoya, the flame haired orangutan from Johannesburg Zoo is to marrry. In a surprise developement to their cautious yet steady 7 year relationship, Boytjie le Vin of Frankfurt, Germany has asked for her large hand in marriage. The official engagement announcement will be made at a small ceremony this Friday June 28.

Boytjie confessed that he has been in love with Fergie since they met in 1987. However the decision to move from mere mates to marital bliss was a slow and difficult one to make. Orangutans are known to be timid and do not rush head-long into things. This combined with Boytjies teutonic background meant it took him a while to pluck up the courage to ask Fergie to marry him. Fergie being an inscrutable orangutan from Ngoya, Japan, had given Boytjie no indication that she would even consider matrimony. He was ecstatic when she said yes!

Boytjie admitted that recent visits by possible contenders and Fergies increased profile in the medis (she is an essential member in the zoo's marketing & promotions department) meant that she was becoming 'known'. Fearing that he might lose her he decided to forge ahead before celebrity status went to her head.

After making this momentous decision to marry, it was agreed by their adoptive parent, Radio 702, that all the stops will be pulled out to make this THE social wedding of the year.

The date is set for October 12 and visiting dignitaries, VIP's, socialites, ambassadors, designers, top business delegates and a large contingent from the glitering range of Who's Who is expected to be there.

The couple have no plans to immigrate and intend remaining at the Johannesburg Zoo, in their adoptive country, South Africa.

In lieu of wedding presents Fergie & Boytjie respectfully request that their special day be used to raise funds for a new home.



Wedding of the Year

On October 12th, Emmerentia Ecksteen and Oom Schalk Lourens, parents of Boytjie le Vin, will watch, teary eyed, as their beloved son pledges to love and to cherish, to have and to hold, his lifelong love, Fergie Rae Mmgaia. Vicar Denis Smith will lead the couple through their vows as 440 very important people bear witness to "the 702land wedding of the year!" Will you be there? If you're not you'll regret it! No effort has been spared to celebrate this most momentous occasion. The ring valued at R15 000 was designed by the internationally renowned Andrew Abramovitz of "Mandralink" and will be aictioned off during the evening to cover the cost of the newlywed's bond down-payment.

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